I am not watching another Hangover movie.
Fool me once…
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio @ Golden Globes in 1997 and 2009
(via flying-shark-activate)
Movie choice of a four year old
- Lolo: I want to watch a movie
- Me: What movie? Brave? Hotel Transylvania?
- Lolo: Little Shop of Horrors!!
- Me: Little shop of horrors?
- Lolo (singing): DOWN ON SKID ROOOOWWWW
isn’t sass an emotional response?
The human half brings the sass.
(Source: sunfell, via fyeahlilbit2point0)
I heartily endorse this comic.
So, I had my first child as a junior/ senior on a college campus. It amazed me the amount of professors who thought it amazing that my husband was with our kids 50 percent of the time.
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ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed
Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.
Fluffy fluffy cows
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Tattoos and Other Easy ways to Ruin Your Body
The fact that women with tattoos and piercings are exceptionally easy to conquer sexually with minimal effort always gets contested despite the universal anecdotal evidence to the contrary. What is the objection? Women with tats are “independent,” “thoughtful,” and “interesting.” Hmm. My first three adjectives would be “loose,” “kinky,” and “*likely* diseased (use condoms).”
The keening of the 23 year old douchebro with opinions about what women should and should not do with both their appearance and their sexual habits.
