Full-on Monet

Inappropriately dressed mother of four.

I am not watching another Hangover movie. 

Fool me once…

Movie choice of a four year old

  • Lolo: I want to watch a movie
  • Me: What movie? Brave? Hotel Transylvania?
  • Lolo: Little Shop of Horrors!!
  • Me: Little shop of horrors?
  • Lolo (singing): DOWN ON SKID ROOOOWWWW
passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.
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So, I had my first child as a junior/ senior on a college campus.  It amazed me the amount of professors who thought it amazing that my husband was with our  kids 50 percent of the time.

passerkirbius:

I heartily endorse this comic.

(via Maximumble - #480 – Dolled)

So, I had my first child as a junior/ senior on a college campus. It amazed me the amount of professors who thought it amazing that my husband was with our kids 50 percent of the time.

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catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

Fluffy fluffy cows

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Tattoos and Other Easy ways to Ruin Your Body

The keening of the 23 year old douchebro with opinions about what women should and should not do with both their appearance and their sexual habits.